I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ketchup is God's man juice
you mean i was at the winter classic?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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