Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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