Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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