At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Randomize
