enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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