jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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