Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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