Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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