Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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