Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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