i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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