So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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