There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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