Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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