five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
