i think i have herpe
just one?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
