4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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