I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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