Sponge bath it is.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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