Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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