i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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