I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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