He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
