dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
