hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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