My first STD was from a foam party
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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