remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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