Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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