so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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