This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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