Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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go home
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Sorry about my life...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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