No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
