your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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