Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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