Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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