If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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