Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He has the fingertips of a God
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