This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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