OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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