I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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