That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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