do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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