Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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