Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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