whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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