Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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