I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have fence marks all over my body
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
