their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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