I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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