Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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