Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I wear drunk well.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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