My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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